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You decide that breathing is overrated and propel yourself to the nearest decent restaurant by means of flatulence.

An asteroid roughly 15 miles across falls on my head.

An asteroid roughly 15 miles across falls on my head. Though due to some luck on your side the damage is minimal..


I find myself lost in a maze with multiple minotaurs..

...with Chuck Norris as your sidekick!

I am slow cooking in a pot surrounded by what looks like a tribe of cannibals. They look awfully hungry

Then you try to talk to them. Only one of them knows english, but he is listening. You explain how you wouldn't taste very well and that you know a dead guy that would taste better, they let you go as long as you promise to show them to the dead guy. You do, and they apologize profusely. Y'all become best friends and you share a recipe with them. The end. =) Don't you just love happy creepy endings?

I am with Hitler...nuff said.

You are alone with Hitler... nuff said.

I go bungee jumping and the cord snaps...

...and you land in the river and swim away.

I go bungee jumping off a bridge over a highway and my rope is too long...