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19 Jan 2016, 10:02 am

One does not simply walk into Mordor...so I'm going to the Shire instead.


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19 Jan 2016, 10:05 am

Winter is coming. . . so I'm moving south.


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19 Jan 2016, 10:07 am

*a bucket is put on a shopkeeper's head*
Shopkeeper: Hm? What was that? It must have been the wind. *wanders around with a bucket on his head*


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19 Jan 2016, 10:10 am

I have to pick up those two fallen banana peels. They are a pair of slippers.


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19 Jan 2016, 10:15 am

I must reforge Narsil!


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19 Jan 2016, 10:16 am

I am going to open Pandora's Box!


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19 Jan 2016, 10:22 am

It's actually a Greek jar.

I need to boldly go where no one has gone before!


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII


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19 Jan 2016, 10:24 am

I must blow up the Death Star!


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19 Jan 2016, 10:26 am

I need to sling-shot around the sun and come back to now!


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19 Jan 2016, 10:37 am

I need to skate across the Rings of Saturn.


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19 Jan 2016, 10:38 am

I need to travel to the past to find some humpbacked whales.


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19 Jan 2016, 10:39 am

I go back and stop Richard III of England from killing his two nephews.


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19 Jan 2016, 10:40 am

I need to sort out the time paradox that would ensue!


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19 Jan 2016, 10:41 am

I had to report a spammer.


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19 Jan 2016, 10:56 am

I have to go Skitty hunting.


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19 Jan 2016, 10:57 am

I'm hunting wabbits. (Laughs)


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