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22 Nov 2016, 9:47 pm
22 Nov 2016, 9:49 pm
I just hope God doesnt take a refund for me 
He has good reason to 
22 Nov 2016, 9:58 pm
lol I nuked this thread
Raleigh, I was completely cheerful in this thread and then you came in and stabbed it 
I guess I just went ahead and put it out of its misery
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22 Nov 2016, 10:01 pm
The only thing being nuked is Kanye West nuking Russia 
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't destroy.."
"S**t!" cried
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22 Nov 2016, 10:11 pm
Raleigh, I was completely cheerful in this thread and then you came in and stabbed it
I guess I just went ahead and put it out of its misery
That comma tho bro
22 Nov 2016, 10:12 pm
damn this harder then it looks 
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22 Nov 2016, 10:13 pm
22 Nov 2016, 10:14 pm
Raleigh, I was completely cheerful in this thread and then you came in and stabbed it
I guess I just went ahead and put it out of its misery
That comma tho bro
Sorry I go too far dot dot dot
