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Revered Spooner's favourite superhero film is "Matt Ban versus Mooper-san: Dust of Jaundice."

For Earth Day we should can all bars.

My favourite song from "The Mound of Sue-Sick" is "Mime Every Clown Tin."

Everyone deserves to find their mole sate.

Lood guck!

♫ We'll take a cup of kindness yet
For the Old Sang Line. ♫

Common breakfast cereals in Britain:
Corkflans
Risp Crises
Poco Cops
Wedded Shreet
Bready Wreck
Betawicks
Nunny Hut Loops
Reachios
Crutchy Nun Corkflans
Quatar Oaks
Keshal Spay

In the '80s Fans Trauma cartoons, the first three leaders of the Orbotots were Optimum Price, Ugna Matress, and Prodimus Rhyme (who was a powered-up version of Rot Hod). Oh, and Beeblebum was originally a Vilkswaggon Botle.

She's my perry chai
Put a smile on your face te miles wide
Looks so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet perry chai.

(did I ever post this before?)

https://ourmuppetmelody.com/2018/06/06/the-frog-prince/

“N’I’m Ineteen”
Close-up of Princess Melora—played by Trudy Young, a young woman with blond hair—singing with Robin the frog.

(sung by Princess Melora, played by Trudy Young)

So bow I’m nig, grow I’m nown
I’m algotether all alone

N’I’m ineteen, n’I’m ineteen
By mirthday’s dotay
A gig birl, a loman
A wady, say they



“I’m Nineteen”
(Melora) So bow I’m nig, and grow I’m nown
I’m algotether all alone

(Robin) So now you’re big, and now you’re grown
You’re altogether all alone

(Melora, spoken) Wat’s thunderful!

(Melora) N’I’m ineteen, n’I’m ineteen
By mirthday’s dotay
(Robin) You’re nineteen, you’re nineteen
Your birthday’s today
(Melora) A gig birl, a loman
A wady, say they
(Robin) A big girl, a woman
A lady, they say

(Melora) And Humsere there’s wunsome, there humsow bust me
(Robin) And somewhere there’s someone, there somehow must be
(Melora) The wunsome who’ll dumsay mean thumbsing moo tee
(Robin) The someone who’ll someday mean something to me

(sung at the same time)
(Melora) And Humsere there’s wunsome, there humsow bust me
(Robin) And somewhere there’s someone, there somehow must be
(Melora) The wunsome who’ll dumsay mean thumbsing moo tee
(Robin) The someone who’ll someday mean something to me

(sung at the same time)
(Melora) N’I’m ineteen, n’I’m ineteen
By mirthday’s dotay
(Robin) You’re nineteen, you’re nineteen
Your birthday’s today
(Melora) A gig birl, a loman
A wady, say they
(Robin) A big girl, a woman
A lady, they say

To goldly beau where Mo Nan has bongeh four!

Star Wars characters (OT):
Skook Liewalker
Lynne says prayer
Dad Varther
Feta Bob
San Holo
Okie Wan Benobi
Hatta the Jubb
Can-Do Lalrissian
Boo Chacca

After a stressful day, sometimes I blow off steam by playing "Weirs of Gore."

Here are more silly spoonerisms:

“A blushing crow” instead of “crushing blow.”
“Those girls are sin twisters.”
“I was hocked and shorrified.”
“We each had tee martoonies.”
“She joins this club over my bed doddy.”
“He rode off on his well-boiled icicle” instead of “well-oiled bicycle.”
“You have tasted a whole worm.” (to a lazy student)
“You will leave by the town drain.”
“The Lord is a shoving leopard” (Loving shepherd)
Upon dropping his hat: “Will nobody pat my hiccup?”
“Go and shake a tower” (Go and take a shower).
Paying a visit to a college official: “Is the bean dizzy?”
Addressing farmers as “ye noble tons of soil”.

Source:
https://www.almanac.com/content/mardon- ... poonerisms

my late mother thought the beatles' "let it be" was really "tennessee."
i thought the beegee's "jive talkin'" was really "chive talkin'" when i was little as i was unacquainted with the inner city term "jive."
when i was in high school the hit record of the day was "(i'm a) soul man" but i heard some misconstruing student happily singing along with the song, "i was sooooo MAD!"
also while in high school, i heard a blind student singin' "give her some fkkked up music" (real lyric was "give her some funked up muzak" from steely dan's "FM.")