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11 Nov 2007, 12:18 am

Re-invent fire,the wheel,the light-bulb,flight,computers,&...
prison cells.
read "Papillon" by that guy.


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11 Nov 2007, 4:07 am

Try to learn how to harness your latent telekinetic abilties.
Try to do a stripper dance on one of the jail bars.
Plan an escape.
Plan world domination.
Braid your pubes.
Bang your head on the wall.
Sing as loud as you can to annoy the other prisoners and the guards.
Come up with dirty jokes.
Throw all of your clothes out of the cell.
Kill yourself.


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11 Nov 2007, 4:24 am

Cry.



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11 Nov 2007, 5:29 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:
Cry.


isn't complexity so confusing
ShadesOfMe says cry

& yoda says
do or do not
there is no try

i will try not to cry
but i will fail


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11 Nov 2007, 10:35 am

Pace around the cell making loud, ear-shattering, Siamese-type meowing noises.



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12 Nov 2007, 12:18 am

9CatMom wrote:
Pace around the cell making loud, ear-shattering, Siamese-type meowing noises.


Practise your animal imitations, so that you can better signal escape partners while hidden in the presence of cops.



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13 Nov 2007, 3:24 am

syzygyish wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
Cry.


isn't complexity so confusing
ShadesOfMe says cry

& yoda says
do or do not
there is no try

i will try not to cry
but i will fail
:cry:

Talk to people you know outloud.



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13 Nov 2007, 5:52 am

do a handstand without your body going upside down.
if you cant do that thats a roblem well not realyy i can do that though



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13 Nov 2007, 7:41 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:
syzygyish wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
Cry.


isn't complexity so confusing
ShadesOfMe says cry

& yoda says
do or do not
there is no try

i will try not to cry
but i will fail
:cry:

Talk to people you know outloud.


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13 Nov 2007, 4:20 pm

syzygyish, why are you randomly quoting me, but not saying anything about the quote?



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14 Nov 2007, 3:30 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:
syzygyish, why are you randomly quoting me, but not saying anything about the quote?


ShadesOfMe,that was a sad sarcastic little joke that isn't funny at all.
You said "Talk to people you know outloud." & I said...
silence

I'm sorry I keep offending you on WP.
It isn't intentional or malicious.
Its just...I come sideways sometimes on somethings.
Like a lot of comedians,I suffer anxiety,depression & nervous tension.
This drives me to laugh at everything
(usually off a cliff haha)-you see-I can't help it,
I look for the humour in the situation first & usually don't look much deeper
This gets me in trouble ocasionally but please let me reassure you it is never personal
or at your expense(well,sometimes :oops: I promise to stop that)
Whenever you see me post,I am prob. making a joke
and I'm sticking to threads where doing that is an open invitation.
Like you said to Annubis,can I be your friend?I want to be.
I have been just assuming(do you know what happens when you assume?)
that everyaspy just is & I want to keep on doing that!

peace & love from Australia
Matt
the guy who prefers rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter
to crying miserably in a gutter
& laughs at his own jokes.


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15 Nov 2007, 1:16 am

Think of a way to make the mixture of piss, semen, sweat, puke, tears and saliva into a fossil fuel alternative.



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15 Nov 2007, 1:21 am

Add s**t and phlegm to the list and culture bacteria.



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15 Nov 2007, 9:22 pm

syzygyish wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
syzygyish, why are you randomly quoting me, but not saying anything about the quote?


ShadesOfMe,that was a sad sarcastic little joke that isn't funny at all.
You said "Talk to people you know outloud." & I said...
silence

I'm sorry I keep offending you on WP.
It isn't intentional or malicious.
Its just...I come sideways sometimes on somethings.
Like a lot of comedians,I suffer anxiety,depression & nervous tension.
This drives me to laugh at everything
(usually off a cliff haha)-you see-I can't help it,
I look for the humour in the situation first & usually don't look much deeper
This gets me in trouble ocasionally but please let me reassure you it is never personal
or at your expense(well,sometimes :oops: I promise to stop that)
Whenever you see me post,I am prob. making a joke
and I'm sticking to threads where doing that is an open invitation.
Like you said to Annubis,can I be your friend?I want to be.
I have been just assuming(do you know what happens when you assume?)
that everyaspy just is & I want to keep on doing that!

peace & love from Australia
Matt
the guy who prefers rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter
to crying miserably in a gutter
& laughs at his own jokes.


You aren't offending me! Of course we can be friends. I was just wondering, cuz you didn't say anything.



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16 Nov 2007, 2:45 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:
You aren't offending me! Of course we can be friends. I was just wondering, cuz you didn't say anything.

Yay :!:
:D


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16 Nov 2007, 8:19 pm

I saw a movie on TV about a guy in a Japanese POW camp in WWII. He was kept in solitary confinement for a long time, beaten, alternately starved and fed, denied mail from home, etc. He spent his alone time building his dream house in mental visual images on a blank wall. He was freed by Allied forces invading the camp. After the war, he built the house.

I would let my mind wander at random, as I do now.


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