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One-Winged-Angel
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01 Feb 2011, 12:02 am

Sneaks into RedheadedStep_Child's house at night and wakes her up by loudly playing Justin Bieber's "music"


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01 Feb 2011, 12:21 am

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Persuades Justin Bieber to visit One-Winged-Angel at his home to sing for him in person.


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01 Feb 2011, 12:37 am

Gives ReheadedStep_Child a Justin Bieber haircut



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01 Feb 2011, 12:39 am

Gives nostromo's computer a top priority to respond to the "distress signal" on LV426. All other priorities are rescinded.



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01 Feb 2011, 1:22 am

Dribbles some of that metal-eating alien juice on Imnotaparakeet's favourite casserole dish.



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01 Feb 2011, 10:49 am

Adds the word 'shizzle' to the end of every sentence nostromo says.



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01 Feb 2011, 2:56 pm

Convinces Marvin the Martian in a territorial dispute with rabbitears.


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01 Feb 2011, 2:58 pm

Steals all of Wallourdes' left shoes


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01 Feb 2011, 3:00 pm

Tells Xuxa there is not one Truth :lol:


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01 Feb 2011, 5:34 pm

Covertly installs an alarm clock in Wallourdes' left ear.


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01 Feb 2011, 7:17 pm

Replaces One-Winged-Angel's shampoo with depilatory.


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01 Feb 2011, 7:56 pm

Sneaks up behind RedheadedStep_Child and secures SCP-619-J around her waist, then quickly flees to watch the chaos from afar.


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01 Feb 2011, 8:00 pm

Provides with a giant bowl of spaghetti which has been copiously seasoned with garlic.



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02 Feb 2011, 12:02 am

YES YOU ARE A PARAKEET!



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02 Feb 2011, 2:20 am

Opens _Square_Peg_s wallet, finds two bills, puts some marmalade between them then puts them back.



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02 Feb 2011, 3:33 am

Turns nostromo into a toad. You will have to go on a long and perilous quest to reverse the transformation, and at the end you will discover that the reversal method is so ridiculously simple that you could have accidentally stumbled upon it at any time.

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Provides with a giant bowl of spaghetti which has been copiously seasoned with garlic.


I guess no one informed you that I am the head of the Church of Garlic.


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