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04 Aug 2015, 11:44 am

Go to a lion's cage at a zoo, and pop your finger through the bars.


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25 Aug 2015, 11:44 am

Never solve a problem you can deny.


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25 Aug 2015, 12:09 pm

Turning in your homework late is a great way to make friends with teachers. Not only can you procrastinate more, but they'll also appreciate that you take your time.


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25 Aug 2015, 5:13 pm

Hitting yourself on the head in your place of employment



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25 Aug 2015, 5:14 pm

Put a spoon in a microwave - It will give you a warm spoon!


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25 Aug 2015, 5:22 pm

Microwave a cup-a-soup for five minutes--covered by aluminum foil



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27 Aug 2015, 4:48 pm

Microwave eggs as they come, with their shells intact; preferably lots of them at once :twisted:


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27 Aug 2015, 4:49 pm

Yell "fire" in a crowded movie theatre



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27 Aug 2015, 4:56 pm

If you get fingerprints all over your touch-screen, clean them off with a degreasing agent.



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27 Aug 2015, 4:57 pm

Take the first train that comes into a station.



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09 Sep 2015, 6:23 pm

And, after taking it with your hands, put it in your backpack when noöne’s looking and walk away. Surely noöne’ll notice you stole it.


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09 Sep 2015, 8:18 pm

Expect Ray Charles to see your lyrics.



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10 Sep 2015, 12:08 am

Modify a microwave oven to run continuously and without the door closed.



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10 Sep 2015, 7:04 am

If you believe you can fly then you should try to sometime by jumping from a high place.



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13 Sep 2015, 2:28 am

Tell a girl that she's ugly and fat. She will appreciate your honesty.


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13 Sep 2015, 3:14 am

Try to make friends with a wild rattle snake by cuddling with it.