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17 Dec 2023, 1:00 am

"The dog likes his walks" proudly announced his lead as he looked at the man.


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17 Dec 2023, 1:02 am

the alimentary product said to the roll, "you can't wipe ME out!"



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17 Dec 2023, 11:14 pm

"Can I read your palm?" asked the man as he looked at his hand


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18 Dec 2023, 8:36 pm

"May I have this dance?" asked the man to the brick wall.


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18 Dec 2023, 9:54 pm

"Do you come here often" said one brick to the other as it say in the wall.


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18 Dec 2023, 9:59 pm

"I like you" said the glue. "It's a gud thing we're stuck together!" laughed the paper.


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21 Dec 2023, 5:20 am

"One bigmac and fries please." asked the man. "This is a library." came the reply. "One bigmac and fries please." said the man quietly.


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21 Dec 2023, 7:17 am

"Stop changing my words autocorrect!" typed the man.
"I'm not" said autocorrect as the man tried to type "Hello!" and autocorrect changed it to " I'm not".

"GRRR!" went to type the man which came out as " HAHA! "


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21 Dec 2023, 9:07 am

lol facebeard :P :jester:


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28 Dec 2023, 7:45 am

Let's cuddle! Said the cuttlefish.


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28 Dec 2023, 8:22 pm

let's boat, said the boatswain.



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01 Jan 2024, 2:19 pm

"Hello". "Hi" came the reply.


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06 Jan 2024, 8:02 pm

"Oh tish!" exclaimed the tissue.


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06 Jan 2024, 10:22 pm

"oy vey Shoe!" said the old shoe.



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07 Jan 2024, 8:08 pm

"You're my best friend!" I said to my arch enemy. "And I yours, friend" came the reply.


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16 Jan 2024, 6:21 am

Crisps thought the potato as it laughed to itself. :mrgreen:


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