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iamnotaparakeet
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26 Sep 2007, 1:31 am

Sorry, try size 9 thanks to McDonald's health food.

I wish I weighed less then 250 kg

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26 Sep 2007, 1:33 am

Granted now you weigh 1kg

I wish I didn't have a cold, and on my B-Day.

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26 Sep 2007, 1:43 am

Granted, now you don't have a cold on your Bday, just on every other day...

I wish there were no sickness.

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26 Sep 2007, 1:45 am

Granted but only for every one but you...

I wish I could find my true love.

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26 Sep 2007, 1:47 am

Granted, but you probably haven't met him yet.

I wish I were an Emu.

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26 Sep 2007, 1:51 am

Granted but now everyone in Kentucky is interested in you.

I wish I were beautiful beyond words.

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26 Sep 2007, 1:53 am

Granted, but it's because of parakeets.

I wish I won every thread.

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26 Sep 2007, 4:30 am

Granted but you die shortly afterwards.

I wish I were famous and filthy rich.

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26 Sep 2007, 4:32 am

Granted, but the cameras and money reach critical mass and you all implode.

I wish the IQ tests wouldn't factor in Executive skills.

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26 Sep 2007, 5:09 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but the cameras and money reach critical mass and you all implode.

I wish the IQ tests wouldn't factor in Executive skills.

Granted but now they factor in baking skills.

I wish I were an animal.

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26 Sep 2007, 5:11 am

Granted, you are now your choice of Moneran.

I wish I had Asgard technology.

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26 Sep 2007, 7:45 am

but it explode implode thinggymagug
i wish i was a sqaure potatoe

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26 Sep 2007, 8:26 am

Granted, but I slice you up, fry you, and eat you! with just a dash of salt.

I wish my cat would stop throwing up!

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26 Sep 2007, 8:36 am

jaleb wrote:

Granted, but I slice you up, fry you, and eat you! with just a dash of salt.

I wish my cat would stop throwing up!

granted, but now he has projectile diarreah, and is butt is pointing right at you...

i wish my dogs could talk...

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26 Sep 2007, 8:38 am

granted, but he speaks a foreign language.

I wish I didn't have to work today
(like I'm really working anyway playing here on the computer!)

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26 Sep 2007, 10:39 pm

Granted. However, you end up destitute on the street trying to sell mismatched flippers down by the dock.

I wish that Robert Jordan had not died.

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