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HappyFox
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05 May 2009, 4:55 pm

Patchy the Pirate took it

Where is my remote



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05 May 2009, 9:42 pm

On a remote planet in another universe.

Where is my humanity?



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06 May 2009, 11:38 am

In the middle of a desert.

Where is my love for YouTube videos?


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09 May 2009, 12:07 am

I saw it flying over Hollywood, where it may have been shot down by mainstream media.

Where is my flying brick?


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09 May 2009, 12:24 am

Inside a pig.

Where is my Dodo?


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09 May 2009, 3:44 am

It has gone looking for a mate, unless it finds one soon the species will become extinct.

Where is my French baguette?


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syzygyish
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09 May 2009, 4:11 am

It is having gender issues and is on the waiting list to receive a transgender operation that will transform it into an English muffin.

Where is my sense of propriety?


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09 May 2009, 7:33 pm

It disappeared along with your property.

Where is my energy?


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09 May 2009, 7:41 pm

Being used to power a gerbil and a ferret.

Where is my portable soundproof room?


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richie
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09 May 2009, 7:46 pm

In a high noise area.....

Where is my peace of mind?


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11 May 2009, 9:26 am

Second book case along third row down :-)

Where has my favourite DIY store gone?


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11 May 2009, 3:09 pm

It's located around here now.

Where is my hammer?



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11 May 2009, 3:11 pm

It went on a date with a nail. They won't be back till late. They will both probably be hammered by then.

Where are my nails?


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11 May 2009, 3:16 pm

I think someone called Jesus Christ borrowed them.

Where's my wisdom?


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11 May 2009, 3:21 pm

Henriksson wrote:
I think someone called Jesus Christ borrowed them.

Where's my wisdom?


(Damn carpenter is always hanging around and borrowing my nails.)

Your wisdom is but an acorn 'twill grow into a mighty oak. -- Unlike your sense of humour which seems to be as black as mine.

Where is my reprimand?


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syzygyish
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11 May 2009, 8:09 pm

Here it is : You naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty,
naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty boy! :shameonyou:


Where is my offer to be a Moderator, huh?


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