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14 Oct 2008, 8:50 am

"I love the sexy slither of a female snake" - Barry White, "Whacking Day", The Simpsons

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14 Oct 2008, 12:46 pm

I wish the director of our office weren't such a reality-revising, lie-to-your-face-just-to-be-contrary type of idiot...

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14 Oct 2008, 1:47 pm

Granted, instead, your office director is now a reality bending, breaking the laws of physics, idiot. On 'magic' mushrooms.

I wish for a Nintendo Dsi and Nintendo Wii.

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14 Oct 2008, 10:23 pm

patternist wrote:

As stated, it's irrational. Maybe some irrational part of my mind believes in it.

Strapples: Your tilt function does not malfunction, and so, you fall in love with it as you have with Melissa. But it is a male entity, so you now will have to post another "Am I gay?" post.

I wish people would realize I am not a dude.

ROFL patternist...

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Granted but its a japanese one and you can ONLY use it in japan.. it turns into a cinder block (brick) upon entering US border... same goes for the wii!

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15 Oct 2008, 10:00 am

I wish people would remember the rules of this game.

1) Corrupt a wish
2) make a wish for us to corrupt

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15 Oct 2008, 2:21 pm

Granted, now people will remember the rules. They won't necessarily follow them, but the will remember.

I wish I had not gotten food poisoning at the restaurant I ate at last night.

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15 Oct 2008, 2:22 pm

Granted. Your stomach is now bulletproof... with some nasty intestinal consequences.

I wish my classmates weren't so mediocre.

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15 Oct 2008, 2:27 pm

Granted, they are all now a lot smarter than you, and you are a complete failure.

I wish I had some round tortoise shell glasses like in the 1920's.

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15 Oct 2008, 2:33 pm

Granted. The tortoises aren't happy, though.

I wish I had the power of Nicholas Cage in "Next."

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15 Oct 2008, 3:09 pm

Granted, you can see into the future by two minutes. Just in time to see that a large asteroid will hit you in and wipe out 500 square miles, so no time to get out of the way.

I wish I could read other people's minds.

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15 Oct 2008, 3:16 pm

Granted! You have to press your eyes against their heads in order to.

I wish I could be a Mew.

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15 Oct 2008, 7:03 pm

Granted!

BRN victim no pokecenter to heal you for miles.

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15 Oct 2008, 9:16 pm

I wish I didn't have to wish for someone to make a wish every time I wished something.

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15 Oct 2008, 10:37 pm

Granted, all your wishes instantly come true. However, this game may be much less fun from now on.

I wish that this wish will be the best one ever made in the history of this game.

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16 Oct 2008, 8:40 am

carturo222 wrote:

Granted. The tortoises aren't happy, though.

I wish I had the power of Nicholas Cage in "Next."

Granted! But you also have the mental handicap of Sean Penn in I Am Sam.

I wish I had absolute power over all women.

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16 Oct 2008, 8:46 am

Granted, you have absolute power over the whole womankind but all girls and women in the world are lesbians from now on so they don't have any pleasure from things you will do with them.

I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.

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