But that wasn't my fault.... I told you, the old lady dropped a shrimp cocktail there and.... um..
.. okay, I was speeding up a bit then. Well, we (the whole supermarket, that is) laughed about it afterwards.... mmmm, think they still do.... mmmm, that's why they point their finger at me even now, probably.
Bugger. I lose.
(oh, did find a free sardine in my pocket that time.... so hah)