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Granted, but The Omniscient Council Of Vagueness is holding a very large, loud, noisy, and crowded meeting in your abode. Not sure who they are...

I wish that I could establish a working colony on mars, and live there in peace.

Granted! BUt then a bomb goes off destroying the planet!

I wish i could have a PVC lead apron

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Granted, but it's doubly charged to your credit card, and the customer service representative who helps you with the procedure to fix it is on his first day at work and stupidly charges you twice again for your purchase. Thanks for calling and have a nice day.

I wish I were an expert at musicology.

Granted, but you don't understand the music.

I wish rockets were green in emissions.

Granted, but the green emissions are toxic and millions die.

I wish Sam Adams beer had no carbs.

Granted, and instead of carbs they fill it with nuclear waste.

I wish I could pilot the Space Shuttle.

Granted, you can pilot a space shuttle. Oh Darn, the space shuttle has been retired.

I wish that there is no road construction on my way to work.

Granted, but it is reduced to 1 line on the 400. It takes you forever to get to work now.

I wish I could see Danica Patrick.

Granted, you see Danica Patrick, from behind bars cuz you are arrested for stalking and she is walking around free.

I wish for whirrled peas.

Granted, 1 world peace planet has been created and destroyed!

I wish I wasn't in jail for stalking.

Granted. You are still in jail for that one speeding ticket you ignored, along with the 'Damage to government property'

I wish it would snow in Texas.

Granted: But the snow collects all of the texas air pollution and it creates an odd bi-product that melts your skin on contact

I wish I wasn't at work right now

Granted! Your in prison for killing a co-worker

I wish i could sleep

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Granted, but now you sleep for 70 years without waking up.


I wish that i wasn't so anxious.

Granted, but you find yourself so heavily sedated that you can't quite tell if you are coming or going

I wish the new George R. R. Martin book would come out already.

Granted, but the book makes no sense.

I wish there was a racing convention so that fans can get the driver's autographs.