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06 Dec 2008, 12:32 pm

Granted! You wished for nothing but something in the computer jams and says instead you wished for eternal nothingness and darkness, which is granted, enjoy living n a black hole!

I wish i could have an anesthesia machine


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06 Dec 2008, 12:53 pm

Granted. You have an anesthesia missile silo. Have fun putting country's to sleep!

I wish I had a exposition fairy.


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06 Dec 2008, 1:16 pm

Granted! But she sucks so bad yu fail school

I wish to no longer get those stupid random erections that guys do GRRRRR


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06 Dec 2008, 1:21 pm

Granted but now your balls get erect like your penis did also randomly.


I wish that the statue of liberty was hot pink instead of green.



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06 Dec 2008, 1:22 pm

Granted! But only on national breast cancer day!

I wish that the white house would be vaporized and replaced with a small white shack. (much more power and cost efficient)


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06 Dec 2008, 1:39 pm

Granted. But in terms of storing paper, not so efficient. In terms of security, not really efficient. In terms of being UV only clearance, not very good. Overall, not good.

I wish that for one week, Canada would invade the states.


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06 Dec 2008, 1:41 pm

granted, all americans die...


i wish i had new depression meds


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06 Dec 2008, 3:18 pm

Kasuki-Chan wrote:
granted, all americans die...


i wish i had new depression meds


Granted, but they lose their effectiveness after a week.



I wish I could have as many wishes as I want.



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06 Dec 2008, 3:20 pm

mystyc wrote:
Kasuki-Chan wrote:
granted, all americans die...


i wish i had new depression meds


Granted, but they lose their effectiveness after a week.



I wish I could have as many wishes as I want.


granted, but they all have to be against world peace...


i wish my avatar was more awesome...


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06 Dec 2008, 3:33 pm

Granted, but it doesn't upload.

I wish Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen would be realeased tomorrow.



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06 Dec 2008, 4:15 pm

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Granted, but it doesn't upload.

I wish Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen would be realeased tomorrow.


granted, the movie sucks because they hired a 4 year old to draw it



wish i had a Deidara cosplayer ^^


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06 Dec 2008, 4:26 pm

Kasuki-Chan wrote:

wish i had a Deidara cosplayer ^^


Granted, but he thinks he is the real thing and annoys you by throwing chunks of play-do everywhere. Also, you are not sure he is a guy or a girl until he starts talking.


I wish for evil things!



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06 Dec 2008, 4:31 pm

mystyc wrote:
Kasuki-Chan wrote:

wish i had a Deidara cosplayer ^^


Granted, but he thinks he is the real thing and annoys you by throwing chunks of play-do everywhere. Also, you are not sure he is a guy or a girl until he starts talking.


I wish for evil things!


*glomps Deidara cosplayer*
they never get annoying ^///^


granted, evil things happen only to you



wish i had a sasori cosplayer too ^^


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06 Dec 2008, 4:47 pm

Granted, but due to a slight mis-translation you get an Osciloscope - But it does play cosines very well.

I wish I had a huge telescope to study the stars.


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06 Dec 2008, 5:05 pm

Granted, but astronomers flock and crowd the telescope, all wanting a look.

I wish my internal clock worked.


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06 Dec 2008, 5:06 pm

Granted, you accidentally swallow a wrist watch.

I wish I was a hundred years younger.


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