Corrupt A Wish

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thief
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27 Sep 2007, 5:43 am

Granted. Somewhere, someone called Robert Jordan is not dead.

I wish I had a nice girlfriend.

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27 Sep 2007, 6:06 am

Granted, no corruption.

I wish I had a girlfriend too.

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27 Sep 2007, 7:42 am

Granted, but she wants lots of kids.

I wish that I knew everything that I wanted to know.

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27 Sep 2007, 8:26 am

The knowledge will start to make you worry. Over time the worry will consume you. You will be unable to sleep. In time, you will be found wandering the local campus with a flashlight, trying to see what the dark looks like.

I wish that morons were punished for their actions.

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27 Sep 2007, 8:28 am

Granted, but you are found to be a moron as well.

I wish that I could buy more time.

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27 Sep 2007, 9:03 am

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but she wants lots of kids.

That's no corruption!! !

Anubis wrote:

I wish that I could buy more time.

Granted, you now live forever.

I wish I could know everything and had a mind that could hold all that information.

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27 Sep 2007, 12:31 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but she wants lots of kids.

That's no corruption!! !

Anubis wrote:

I wish that I could buy more time.

Granted, you now live forever.

I wish I could know everything and had a mind that could hold all that information.

Granted, but now you know Victoria's secret... :twisted:

I wish I didn't have this cold.

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27 Sep 2007, 12:36 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but she wants lots of kids.

That's no corruption!! !

Anubis wrote:

I wish that I could buy more time.

Granted, you now live forever.

I wish I could know everything and had a mind that could hold all that information.

Granted, but now you know Victoria's secret... :twisted:

I wish I didn't have this cold.

Granted. Now you have the flu.

I wish the mail would hurry and get here.

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27 Sep 2007, 1:15 pm

granted, but it's all bills.

i wish i knew what to wish for.

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27 Sep 2007, 1:24 pm

Granted, but I can't tell you. Only you can tell you.

I wish people weren't going so overboard about Halo 3.

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27 Sep 2007, 1:27 pm

Granted but now they are going overboard about hamsters!

I wish I were a lizard.

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27 Sep 2007, 2:22 pm

Granted. However, now you are cold blooded, and can't get started at all in the morning.

I wish that real estate was more affordable.

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27 Sep 2007, 2:34 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. However, now you are cold blooded, and can't get started at all in the morning.

I wish that real estate was more affordable.

Granted but now it's no longer real.

I wish I didn't live in Minnesota.

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27 Sep 2007, 3:34 pm

Granted, but now you live in Mexico.

I wish I controlled all the air forces of the world forever.

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27 Sep 2007, 3:41 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but now you live in Mexico.

I wish I controlled all the air forces of the world forever.

Granted. Unfortunely you go bankrupt having to sign paychecks.

I wish I knew what to eat for lunch.

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27 Sep 2007, 3:43 pm

Granted, but you can't afford it and you don't want anything else.

I wish Earth would explode.

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