Where is my..... [Game]

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It was mailed to you on the last space shuttle mission, at the moment it is at the ISS but may take a while to reach the moon.

Where is the thunder and lightning that the weather forecast promised for this morning?

gee, I knew I signed up with a bunch of slacker's, but I didn't think it would take this
long to get back up here!





It's in your wife's pant's and you are going to get it tonight.



(I forgot if you are married, so I apologise if that offends)



I am not married, so, where is my settlement?

(Yes, I am married)

Your settlement was completely taken by your legal team. In fact you owe them even more money now.

Where does my money go when I do a transfer between banks? It seemingly disappears into the aether for three days in between.

It adds or subtracts from your bank account and
is deposited or withdrawn.

Where is my summer job?

France. Picking grapes for 1 Euro per day. You need to pay your own air fare.

Where is my lawn mower?

i used it to mow my grass today, sorry i guess i should have asked if i can borrow it


were's my rain??

It's here! Today I got wet to the bones!

Where is my ball pen?

It's in my leather jacket, over there. I stole it.

Where is my brain?

So that was the tank of O2 I took to power my jetpack. You can have my carbon dioxide tank in return.

Now, where did I put down those blueprints?

Blueprints? Oops, sorry, I thought they were toilet paper. Err... I don't think you want them now.

Where is my missing glove?

It's looking for a missing shoe.

Anyone seen my hat?

Oh, is that the hat that was seen flying over the no fly zone?

Where are my strobe lights?

The local nightclub stole them for their dance floor.

Where are the Martians?

Here on Wrong Planet....


Where are my fingers?

Every time you gave someone the finger, they kept it, and now you have run out.


Where is my intestinal fortitude?

In my fridge.

Where is my ASD?