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29 Aug 2009, 10:24 am

Autisim is caused by PETA secretly filtering ham sandwiches, and replacing the ham with rubber paint.

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29 Aug 2009, 1:49 pm

Autism is caused by reincarnation

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30 Aug 2009, 12:29 pm

Autism is caused by the unused peanut butter which, still sits dormant on one's shelf..

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30 Aug 2009, 3:01 pm

Autism is caused by wrackspurts.

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30 Aug 2009, 4:05 pm

Autism is caused by people failing to recycle their plastic!

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30 Aug 2009, 8:46 pm

Autism is caused and cured by lawyers

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31 Aug 2009, 4:17 pm

Autism is caused by too many trips to Disney World

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31 Aug 2009, 9:34 pm

Autism is caused by UFO"S.

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31 Aug 2009, 10:42 pm

Autisim is caused by recycling the letter Q.

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31 Aug 2009, 10:49 pm

Autism is caused by computers.

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31 Aug 2009, 10:49 pm

Autism is caused by mooning.

So we have two options:

1. Chop off everyone's butt.

2. Moon everybody so that autism becomes the norm.

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01 Sep 2009, 10:11 pm

Autism is caused by giving in to the night.

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01 Sep 2009, 10:34 pm

cAuSation topic

Autism is caused by too many camels passing through the eye of a needle, spitting needlessly.

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01 Sep 2009, 11:47 pm

Autism is caused by Power Lines.

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02 Sep 2009, 4:56 am

Autism is caused by screamo music

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02 Sep 2009, 11:43 am

Autism is caused by Emo Elmo.

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