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MissPickwickian
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24 Dec 2007, 10:06 pm

Has an aching crush on Dick Cheney.


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24 Dec 2007, 10:09 pm

Ha taught me gun handling!

MsPickwickian once ate a huge pickle and caused permanent damage to her left eye. When she laughs too hard she can see the bottom of her brain.


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24 Dec 2007, 10:21 pm

has 144 doctorates in being gross.


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24 Dec 2007, 10:25 pm

thinks Tootsie Rolls are made by cats.


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24 Dec 2007, 10:25 pm

does not sleep on christmas nights


(well i do, goodnight ! ;-) )



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24 Dec 2007, 10:29 pm

sleeps especially well on Christmas nights.


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24 Dec 2007, 10:34 pm

Flirts with telemarketers in an unironic way.


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24 Dec 2007, 10:40 pm

believes that the meaning of life was written on the back of a cigarette packet by James Calvin Tingle, in 1973, and subsequently lost during a particularly heavy bout of spring cleaning.


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24 Dec 2007, 10:45 pm

Makes pizzas from Montovani albums and ketchup.


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24 Dec 2007, 11:02 pm

Believes the Loch Ness Monster has controlled the outcome of every US presidential election since 1972


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24 Dec 2007, 11:02 pm

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24 Dec 2007, 11:30 pm

Is terrified of ferns.


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24 Dec 2007, 11:32 pm

Is afraid to look in the refrigerator.



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24 Dec 2007, 11:40 pm

Has a creepy longing to break into stranger's houses and eat whatever is in the back of their refrigerator.


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24 Dec 2007, 11:45 pm

Should be a stand up comedian but would be afraid of the attention by strangers.



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25 Dec 2007, 11:14 am

Wears horseshoes.


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Still Moofy after all these years
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