Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but all the extra traffic on your computer causes it to lag so badly, so that you can't tell what anyone is saying or how they look.

I wish the pizza would get here.

Err, Stapples, EA is allready a member of the Entertainment Software Association.
Now for the current wish.
Granted, but it appears to be something that you did not order. A Extra large with Anchovies and broccoli.

I wish I could grow wings and fly.

Granted. Did you see the movie "The fly"? Well guess what - you have got a genetic mutation that takes hold and you turn into a fly. You find this quite entertaining for around ten seconds flying around only to be swallowed by a passing bird.

I wish for a slice of Pizza.

granted, but you must make the pizza yourself.

i wish norton door controls would finally come out with the norton trinity door closer and SOON!

Granted, but due to an error converting units of force, the door closer slams door shut so hard they fall out of the door frame!

I wish my dog would close the door after him (he can open but not close doors)

Granted! he closes them and locks them enjoy the extra work of unlocking every door in the house

I wish i could have a super tight neoprene wetsuit

Granted! he closes them and locks them enjoy the extra work of unlocking every door in the house

I wish i could have a super tight neoprene wetsuit

Granted. Your new neoprene wetsuit is perfect. It as tight as you want it, and no more than that. However, after you wash it, it shrinks and is now too tight, lol.

I do not wish for anything.

Your wish for nothing is now corrupted, a dozen fairies harass you every hour demanding you accept a wish. However, the wish can only be in relation to particles of dust on the moon and one wish per particle.

I wish I understood everything in the universe.

Granted. You lose common scene, go insane, and become a hermit with 5000 visitors a day.

I wish I had a starship.

Granted, you are now on-board the Event Horizon... have fun

I wish the Pound was worth ten Euros.

Granted, but the global economy crashed so it does not mean much.

I wish I had guaranteed safety from the coming economic depression.

Granted, your husband begins breeding and fighting your rescue dogs, which makes surprisingly good money.

I wish technology always worked as it was supposed to.

Granted, the viruses on your computer now work properly.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but now snow falls and makes the streets slippery.

I wish for the Jackpot.

granted, the money is givin to you in $1 dollar bills USD

i wish for a white christmas