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26 Dec 2007, 11:55 pm

Plows though national parks in a 4wd to avoid parrot ambuscades while still enjoying the view.



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26 Dec 2007, 11:58 pm

Killed a man with my patented cement fruitcake.


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27 Dec 2007, 12:31 am

often catches colds and sells them to the highest bidders.


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27 Dec 2007, 12:55 am

lau wrote:
often catches colds and sells them to the highest bidders.

Bought one of those colds and gave it to me....

Ahh Ahhh Ahhtchoooo!! !! !! !! !! !!


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27 Dec 2007, 10:52 am

passes on all the Boxing Day presents I give him to the Salvation Army.


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lau wrote:
often catches colds and sells them to the highest bidders.

Bought one of those colds and gave it to me....

Ahh Ahhh Ahhtchoooo!! !! !! !! !! !!


Curiously... as I clicked on the above message, I failed to see it appear, since my eyes were shut, as the result of a rather large sneeze.


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27 Dec 2007, 10:56 am

The Salvation Army then sent him to Good Will who in turn donated him to Teen Challenge...


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27 Dec 2007, 11:34 am

Bought an Apple computer for its nutritional value...



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27 Dec 2007, 12:36 pm

Had discovered that the computer was not all that healthy, due to all those chips...



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27 Dec 2007, 12:47 pm

Fed the chips to his pet monster....
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27 Dec 2007, 1:20 pm

Cloned the pet monster and is now residing with it on the sunny beaches of Hawaii.


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27 Dec 2007, 1:30 pm

Visits the pet monster in her flying chariot.....
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27 Dec 2007, 1:36 pm

Bought me that same chariot as a Christmas present.


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27 Dec 2007, 2:58 pm

Was the angel on top of the Christmas tree.


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27 Dec 2007, 3:20 pm

Then he climbed that Christmas tree.....
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28 Dec 2007, 4:10 pm

has a whole lot of apes to make people speechless in random threads



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28 Dec 2007, 4:13 pm

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