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13 Dec 2008, 8:51 am

Granted, it's raining white laquer paint over night. :D

I wish for a sac of one-dollar-bills.

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13 Dec 2008, 9:04 am

Doro wrote:

Granted, it's raining white laquer paint over night.

:D

I wish for a sac of one-dollar-bills.

hehe a permanent snow :lol:

your wish is granted, but problem is the dillar bills were stolen

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13 Dec 2008, 9:11 am

Seems you don't wish for anything....

But I guess I don't make a mistake by giving you a DEUTSCHLAND oldie door closer. :wink:

I wish for a bowl of veggie salad.

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13 Dec 2008, 9:40 am

granted, but i don't have a clue why you want it. It contains so many calories that you rather eat french fries -_-'

i wish for an evil fish who eats humans (sorry couldn't find anything normal :p)

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13 Dec 2008, 9:41 am

oohhhh nice gift, love oldie closers

your wish is granted, but by time they get to you from microwave they get cold.

i wish to travel to germany to meet doro

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13 Dec 2008, 9:51 am

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i wish for an evil fish who eats humans (sorry couldn't find anything normal :p)

Granted, but you will get a fish that eats dogs.

Your wish is granted, you travel to Germany. But you will meet Oliver instead of Doro... :wink:

I wish for a plate of veggie soup.

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13 Dec 2008, 10:10 am

Doro wrote:

UndercoverAlien wrote:

i wish for an evil fish who eats humans (sorry couldn't find anything normal :p)

Granted, but you will get a fish that eats dogs.

Your wish is granted, you travel to Germany. But you will meet Oliver instead of Doro... :wink:

I wish for a plate of veggie soup.

hehehe i end up meeting "trainman" and his favorite train 24009

your wish is granted, but its split pea soup

i wish for a talking door closer

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13 Dec 2008, 10:28 am

Granted, but you will get a GEZE 5000 that speaks German only.

I wish for sugar free christmas cookies.

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13 Dec 2008, 10:32 am

Doro wrote:

Granted, but you will get a GEZE 5000 that speaks German only.

I wish for sugar free christmas cookies.

hehehe, ohh great, i get to teach the closer basic english

your wish is granted, you then find out they are dog treats

i wish for the oldest GEZE closer ever made

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13 Dec 2008, 10:32 am

Granted, but they are disgusting as salt was substited by mistake.

I wish for a large cotton tie dyed hooded sweatshirt.

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13 Dec 2008, 10:39 am

Botti wrote:

I wish for a large cotton tie dyed hooded sweatshirt.

Granted, but it's WAAAAAAAAYYYYY too large!

doordoctor wrote:

i wish for the oldest GEZE closer ever made

You will get a GEZE closer, but it's the newest model. :wink:

I wish for an own house.

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13 Dec 2008, 11:38 am

What did you say? An owl house? Granted. You get a human sized house designed for a owl.

I wish for a tyedye green outfit.

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20 Dec 2008, 10:48 pm

Granted. It is full of drool and it makes your back itch.

I wish that there was moon racing.

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20 Dec 2008, 10:55 pm

Granted. But the Earth's gravitation will be offset, and we'll soon fall into the sun.

I wish for new headphones.

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20 Dec 2008, 11:21 pm

Granted. They're fitted for bat ears, though.

I wish my headphones were more comfortable on my ears.

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21 Dec 2008, 12:47 am

Granted, but now the look like oversize mittens and/or earmuffs. Like 5 feet large.

I wish I had a working cow.

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