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Radish
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18 May 2022, 5:01 am

Banned for keeping a pet slug which is terrorising all the plants in the garden.


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18 May 2022, 5:10 am

Banned for slugging it out in the gastropod space.


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18 May 2022, 5:19 am

Banned for sending a team of slugs into space and on to Mars to colonise the planet.


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18 May 2022, 7:07 am

Banned for being related to rotten apples.


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18 May 2022, 7:27 am

Banned for fermenting my relatives to drink them as cider.


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18 May 2022, 7:35 am

Banned for peeling yourself to sleep.


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18 May 2022, 8:10 am

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Banned for unauthorised surgery inflicting pain and suffering on a simple radish.


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18 May 2022, 8:36 am

Banned for using improper instruments. All you need is a chopping block and a clever.


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18 May 2022, 9:07 am

Banned for not offering to use the instruments on him.


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18 May 2022, 9:09 am

Banned waking the demons inside... Again.


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18 May 2022, 9:27 am

Banned for that demonical laugh as you brandish a cleaver while walking into the garden.


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18 May 2022, 9:30 am

Banned for laughing like a girl.


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18 May 2022, 9:31 am

Banned for filling my house with laughing gas!


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18 May 2022, 9:47 am

Banned for calling all people Squire



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18 May 2022, 9:50 am

Squire Longshot, you are banned for eating root vegetables.


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18 May 2022, 9:57 am

Banned for making up absurd notions.