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DeepHour
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18 May 2022, 1:43 pm

Banned for giving me the heebie jeebies.


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munstead
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18 May 2022, 3:16 pm

Banned because everyone forgets about the normal jeebies. What's so special about the heebie jeebies?!



Radish
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18 May 2022, 3:35 pm

Banned for transmitting the heebie jeebies to everyone he meets.


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DeepHour
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18 May 2022, 3:38 pm

Banned because heebie transmitting some crazee vibes right now, man.


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Radish
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18 May 2022, 3:41 pm

Banned for relaying the crazee vibes onwards


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Polynechramorph
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19 May 2022, 7:14 am

Banned for not sending any my way. :cry:


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Radish
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19 May 2022, 8:04 am

Banned from the aquarium for selecting fish to fry from the display.


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Polynechramorph
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19 May 2022, 8:14 am

Banned for putting them on display in a fish and chips shop.


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munstead
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19 May 2022, 8:20 am

Banned for ordering fish and chips in a kebab shop.



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19 May 2022, 8:21 am

banned from the kebab shop for calling it mystery meat.


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munstead
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19 May 2022, 8:23 am

Banned for asking the kebab shop owner why there aren't any pigeons in the vicinity.



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19 May 2022, 8:28 am

Banned for profiting from his pigeon traps.


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munstead
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19 May 2022, 8:37 am

Banned for public indecency because you misunderstood the term "naked profiteering".



Radish
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19 May 2022, 8:39 am

Banned for joining Polynechramorph on a drunken naked pub crawl.


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19 May 2022, 8:46 am

Banned for actually crawling naked to each pub.


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19 May 2022, 8:47 am

Banned for spiking my drinks.


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