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28 Dec 2007, 11:18 pm

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Has never heard of Keith Green.



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28 Dec 2007, 11:19 pm

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knows who keith green is


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28 Dec 2007, 11:23 pm

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Thinks parakeets taste like raccoon. :(



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28 Dec 2007, 11:26 pm

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WRONG i dont eat parakeets

uhm... eats parakeets because oyu know what one tastes like


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28 Dec 2007, 11:29 pm

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Wrong.

Desires female sumo wrestlers and body-sized blood pressure cuffs at the same time. :D



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28 Dec 2007, 11:30 pm

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yeah!! !

desires lots of birds


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28 Dec 2007, 11:35 pm

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MissPickwickian sucks at making truthfully freakish statements

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WRONG!! ! i dont even know what a Mannaburger is


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28 Dec 2007, 11:36 pm

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Wrong. Just takes care of those I have.


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29 Dec 2007, 7:17 am

Is nailed to his perch in frount of the computer to stay on Wrong Planet.


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29 Dec 2007, 8:39 am

Is the one who nailed him and his perch to his porch...


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29 Dec 2007, 10:25 am

Is the one who sold the hammer and nails to do the job...



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29 Dec 2007, 3:58 pm

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29 Dec 2007, 5:12 pm

Is looking for hammer and nails to nail her brother to the perch on the porch because she wants
a turn at driving the Porche....


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29 Dec 2007, 11:40 pm

Finds that brushing his teeth is getting boring, so now uses a Pressure washer!



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29 Dec 2007, 11:54 pm

A saxophone doesn't have enough umph.... So he took up this instead.


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30 Dec 2007, 12:07 am

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A saxophone doesn't have enough umph.... So he took up this instead.


8O Oh yeah 8)

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