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munstead
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19 May 2022, 8:59 am

Banned for putting a cactus in my drink.



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19 May 2022, 9:06 am

Banned from the emergency ward for swallowing a whole cactus.


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19 May 2022, 10:22 am

Banned from the emergency ward after he had a mishap with a cactus when he intended to use a cucumber.


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19 May 2022, 12:31 pm

Banned for your vegetable fixation.


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19 May 2022, 12:33 pm

Banned for not eating enough vegetables. But please don't eat radishes, they are sentient life-forms.


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19 May 2022, 12:35 pm

Banned for claiming to be a sentient life form.


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19 May 2022, 12:42 pm

Banned for keeping an ant-farm and raising ants to sell as ant-burgers.


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19 May 2022, 12:59 pm

Banned for your rich imagination.


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19 May 2022, 2:44 pm

Banned for trying to steal my riches!


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19 May 2022, 6:14 pm

Banned until you pay your taxes.


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20 May 2022, 4:42 am

banned for being taxing.


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20 May 2022, 7:10 am

Banned for putting the price of gas up.


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20 May 2022, 8:54 am

Banned for putting the price of petrol up.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

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20 May 2022, 10:11 am

Banned for being full of gas.


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20 May 2022, 2:44 pm

Banned for trying to light your own farts.



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20 May 2022, 2:47 pm

Banned for creating a wind farm, using yourself as the generator along with 75 tonnes of baked beans.


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