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munstead
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20 May 2022, 2:50 pm

Banned for consuming baked beans rectally.



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20 May 2022, 3:03 pm

Banned for permanently planting that picture in my brain. Where's the delete button? :wall:


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20 May 2022, 10:34 pm

Banned so we can give you an enema to clear everything out.

Hope you feel better. :P


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21 May 2022, 2:23 am

Banned for farting in my general direction.


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21 May 2022, 8:36 am

Banned for confusing me with Pepe. :P


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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21 May 2022, 11:38 am

Banned for keeping a trained attack skunk as a pet.


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21 May 2022, 11:46 am

Banned for wearing cologne based on the scent of skunk.



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21 May 2022, 1:59 pm

Banned for keeping skunk on the table as an optional condiment alongside salt and pepper.


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21 May 2022, 9:49 pm

Banned for playing ten-pin bowling on the table with condiment bottles.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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22 May 2022, 3:56 am

Banned for smashing all my crockery! :evil:


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23 May 2022, 4:22 am

Banned for cracking all my pots.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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23 May 2022, 4:25 am

Banned for drooling over a crackpot.



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23 May 2022, 6:16 am

Banned for being a crackpot.


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23 May 2022, 6:48 am

Banned for staring at Harry Potter's crack.



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23 May 2022, 7:20 am

Banned because I'm fed up of all this crackpottery. Some of you must be on crack!

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23 May 2022, 7:51 am

Banned for defamation. Most are on pot!