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munstead
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24 May 2022, 6:42 am

Banned for excessive drooling.

Radish
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24 May 2022, 7:44 am

Banned for eating my lunch! I didn't realise you loved Marmite so much.

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munstead
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24 May 2022, 8:19 am

Banned for claiming there is such a thing as a free lunch.

Radish
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24 May 2022, 8:46 am

Banned for refusing to pay for your food, sure I know there was a slug on your lettuce, but I didn't charge you more for the extra meat.

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munstead
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24 May 2022, 9:01 am

Banned for asking for his beef tartare to be warmed up.

Radish
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24 May 2022, 9:11 am

Banned for asking for his cup of tea to be served frozen.

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munstead
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24 May 2022, 9:18 am

Banned for hurling a batter pudding at innocent gang members in Bexhill-on-Sea.

Radish
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24 May 2022, 9:20 am

Banned for stealing the bank robber's get-away car leaving them to run away on foot brandishing sacks of cash! Wait 'till they catch you!

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munstead
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24 May 2022, 9:22 am

Banned because they can't because I'm in a car and they're on foot! Oh no, I'm out of petrol. Double banned for not filling up the car.

Radish
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24 May 2022, 9:32 am

Banned for wanting to put petrol in an electric car.

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munstead
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24 May 2022, 11:38 am

Banned for putting a banana up the tailpipe of the getaway car.

Radish
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24 May 2022, 1:53 pm

Banned for making me jump trying to insert a banana up my tailpipe!

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24 May 2022, 6:16 pm

Banned because of all this fruit, cars and innuendo business.

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Radish
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25 May 2022, 3:42 am

Banned for sitting atop his mountain watching the world go by.

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munstead
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25 May 2022, 4:59 am

DeepHour wrote:

Banned because of all this fruit, cars and innuendo business.

In-your-end-o!! !

Banned for writing love poems to Smaug, while sat on a lonely mountain.

Murihiku
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25 May 2022, 5:09 am

Banned for publishing said love poems online.

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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