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munstead
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27 May 2022, 9:27 am

Banned for having a hot ice bath.



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27 May 2022, 10:17 am

Banned for running me a bath of liquid nitrogen... boy was that cold and all my limbs fell off.


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27 May 2022, 5:15 pm

Banned for talking to Harry Houdini wtf.



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28 May 2022, 1:21 am

Banned for trying to talk to Charlie Chaplin.

You know that's not his forte.


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28 May 2022, 3:42 am

Banned for removing the gag. :shameonyou:


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28 May 2022, 7:01 am

Banned for wearing a ball gag when doing the weekly shop in Waitrose.



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28 May 2022, 8:07 am

Banned for making me Google that! You lot are messing with my search history and god knows what sort of ads will come up!


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28 May 2022, 10:46 am

Banned for buying a ball gag for your neighbour.



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28 May 2022, 11:30 am

Banned for selling faulty ball gags at his market stall. They exploded on a few customers while in use 8O


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28 May 2022, 12:06 pm

Banned for making exploding balls! 8O


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28 May 2022, 12:24 pm

Banned for making edible kegel balls.



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28 May 2022, 12:43 pm

Banned for serving me a rugby ball for lunch claiming it was a large boiled egg. Just how gullible do you think I am?


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28 May 2022, 12:45 pm

Banned for recreating the Mona Lisa smile with his customers' exploded balls.


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28 May 2022, 12:49 pm

Banned for being obsessed with my balls! :lol:


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28 May 2022, 1:10 pm

:lol:

Banned for having balls - what's wrong with you?!


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28 May 2022, 1:15 pm

OK, you're right, I'll donate them to charity. :P


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