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munstead
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28 May 2022, 1:27 pm

Banned because the Mona Lisa smile is because she is "wearing " kegel balls!

Radish
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28 May 2022, 1:28 pm

Banned for making Lisa moan all day long about you.

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munstead
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28 May 2022, 1:35 pm

Banned for causing the French to declare yet another Republic. They're on their fifth attempt at the moment, maybe they'll crack it with #69.

Radish
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28 May 2022, 1:39 pm

Banned for insisting on speaking English to staff in French supermarkets!

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munstead
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28 May 2022, 1:40 pm

Banned for speaking double Dutch in the Netherlands!

Radish
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28 May 2022, 1:44 pm

Banned for farting at Donald Trump. (No sorry, you get a medal instead.)

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munstead
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28 May 2022, 1:48 pm

Banned for giving yourself a Dutch oven.

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28 May 2022, 2:00 pm

Banned for sleeping in one.

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munstead
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28 May 2022, 2:10 pm

Banned for having a Chinese shower.

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28 May 2022, 2:18 pm

Banned for adding to my list of things to Google!

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munstead
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28 May 2022, 2:56 pm

Banned for taking a Portuguese shower afterwards.

Radish
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28 May 2022, 4:11 pm

Banned for suggesting suspicious activities that would require Googling if we trusted you not to be setting us up for looking up obscene activities. Not saying you are not trustworthy, just a wee bit mischievous.

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28 May 2022, 4:45 pm

Banned for getting caught doing these obscene activities.

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28 May 2022, 10:17 pm

Banned by the Activities Coordinator of the Bolivian Secret Service.

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Murihiku
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28 May 2022, 11:48 pm

Banned for insulting the monarchy of Thailand.

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munstead
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29 May 2022, 1:43 am

Banned for wondering around Thailand with a Morning Glory.

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