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Radish
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31 May 2022, 6:44 am

Banned for trying to set up a ratchet and tennis racquet racket


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31 May 2022, 6:52 am

Banned for racking up a ridiculous number of posts in such a short time!


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31 May 2022, 6:53 am

Banned for stretching my post count by putting me on a rack!


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31 May 2022, 7:18 am

Banned for making me rack my brains to come up with another rack joke.


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31 May 2022, 7:21 am

Banned because I rack in you weren't trying hard enough.


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31 May 2022, 7:22 am

Banned for muscling in on the pun racket!


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31 May 2022, 8:27 am

Banned for painfully punishing puns.


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31 May 2022, 8:53 am

Banned for allowing alluring alliteration.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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31 May 2022, 8:57 am

Banned for implying that assonance is alliteration.

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31 May 2022, 9:05 am

Banned for boasting about "being a wurd smith".



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31 May 2022, 9:06 am

Banned for being a blacksmith and trying to nail shoes onto my dog!


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31 May 2022, 11:10 am

Banned for having a picnic on the M1.


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31 May 2022, 11:18 am

Banned because M1 can't hold a candle (even a digital one) to m2 or even msata, and if you can understand that, then maybe you shouldn't be banned, but you are anyway.... :P


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31 May 2022, 11:22 am

Banned because you're making my head hurt! :x


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31 May 2022, 11:30 am

Banned because that's okay, I'm feeling a bit disorientated myself. Come and have an overpriced cup of coffee with me at the Toddington Service Station on the M1!


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31 May 2022, 11:32 am

Banned for not having it on the fast lane. What's wrong with you?!


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