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31 May 2022, 11:49 am

Banned for holding a drink and drugs fuelled rave on the fast lane of the M1. Also banned for dancing topless on top of the attending police car.


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31 May 2022, 1:23 pm

Banned for running us over with your lorry!


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31 May 2022, 1:24 pm

Banned for letting the tyres down on my lorry!


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31 May 2022, 1:30 pm

Banned for jumping out and going under too!


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31 May 2022, 1:31 pm

Banned for stealing the driver's glass eyes!


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31 May 2022, 1:33 pm

Banned for replacing them with stress balls!


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31 May 2022, 1:34 pm

Banned for squeezing the driver's balls. No wonder he crashed!


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31 May 2022, 2:43 pm

Banned for putting his eyeballs in jelly. I told you to put them in ICE :x


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31 May 2022, 3:37 pm

Banned for not putting the eyeballs in iced jelly.


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31 May 2022, 3:39 pm

Banned for serving me what you said was an exotic jelly. I didn't expect it to be staring back at me!


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31 May 2022, 3:40 pm

Banned for not checking for foreign objects in said jelly. :lol:


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31 May 2022, 3:42 pm

Banned for opening a cafe and calling it "Here's seeing ya" and serving grilled sheeps eyes soup to everyone.


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31 May 2022, 3:43 pm

Banned for not appreciating the fact that sheep’s eye soup is a delicacy.


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31 May 2022, 3:45 pm

Banned for not leaving the delicacy back on your native planet! I do definitely draw the line at tentacles in my soup.


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31 May 2022, 4:59 pm

Banned for drawing a line in his tentacle soup.


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31 May 2022, 5:27 pm

Banned for stealing the tentacles from Davy Jones’s face.


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