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Where_am_I
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31 May 2022, 5:30 pm

Banned for being too drunk to help him!

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31 May 2022, 7:10 pm

Banned for dunking British biscuits in gravy.

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31 May 2022, 11:29 pm

Banned for having a food fight with the British biscuits and gravy.

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01 Jun 2022, 3:14 am

Banned because gravy won't save thee.

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01 Jun 2022, 3:15 am

Banned for robbing the gravy train.

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01 Jun 2022, 3:20 am

Banned because the next train to arrive at platform three will not be the gravy train, calling at the abbatoir, the pie shop and Birmingham New Street.

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01 Jun 2022, 3:30 am

Banned for opening a Sweeney Todd style pie shop next to the barber's shop

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munstead
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01 Jun 2022, 4:36 am

Oh my, this has just given me a great idea for an April Fool's day prank. Submit a request to the council planning dept to open up a pie shop located next to every barber where you live. If they get back to you withdraw the request claiming that the mobile barber business has caused a supply shortage for your pies.

Banned for giving me such a dastardly idea.

Radish
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01 Jun 2022, 4:44 am

Banned for even contemplating such an idea! Thankfully I don't need to go to a barber's anyway!