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Where_am_I
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04 Jun 2022, 2:30 pm

Banned for severing a second leg to batter the host with.


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04 Jun 2022, 3:46 pm

Banned for smashing a hole in my kitchen wall and calling it a serving hatch; don't you know they are so 70's?


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04 Jun 2022, 11:43 pm

Banned for riding a bike that has square wheels.


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05 Jun 2022, 2:28 am

Banned for trying to reinvent the wheel ... and making things worse.


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05 Jun 2022, 3:54 am

Banned for doing cartwheels on the London eye 8O


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05 Jun 2022, 5:47 am

Banned for hanging upside down while on the London Eye.


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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 7:44 am

Banned for turning London Eye off for the weekend while I was still up there!


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05 Jun 2022, 7:47 am

Banned for not getting off of the London Eye when you could have. 8)


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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 7:50 am

Banned for handcuffing me to my seat!


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05 Jun 2022, 8:07 am

Banned for giving your custom to a ripoff tourist attraction!


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05 Jun 2022, 8:15 am

Banned for trying to sell me London tourist souvenirs of corgis.


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05 Jun 2022, 9:52 am

Banned because I prefer to pack you onto a boat and sell you down the river.


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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 12:57 pm

Banned for shipping me to Rwanda!


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05 Jun 2022, 1:37 pm

Banned for banning everyone.


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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 2:21 pm

Banned for being away so long!


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05 Jun 2022, 2:46 pm

Banned for being so insensitive to my needs. Was away on business. :D


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