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ScarletShark
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06 Jun 2022, 12:06 pm

Banned for releasing the Kraken!

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Radish
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06 Jun 2022, 12:30 pm

Banned for trying to catch the Kraken using a fishing line with shrimps as bait.

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DeepHour
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06 Jun 2022, 12:39 pm

Banned for trivializing John Wyndham's subject matter.

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Radish
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06 Jun 2022, 12:41 pm

Banned for still hunting the whale that maimed him.

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ScarletShark
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06 Jun 2022, 3:25 pm

Banned for going to Tatooine and teasing the Sarlacc.

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Radish
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06 Jun 2022, 3:27 pm

Banned for getting trapped in Davy Jones locker.

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ScarletShark
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06 Jun 2022, 5:33 pm

Banned because it was Elizabeth Swan’s fault.

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DeepHour
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07 Jun 2022, 1:45 am

Banned because she swan o' them thar pirate ladies, innit?

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Radish
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07 Jun 2022, 4:06 am

Banned for speaking on pirate radio.

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Where_am_I
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07 Jun 2022, 7:42 am

Banned for wearing an eye patch on your nipple.

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Radish
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07 Jun 2022, 1:26 pm

Banned for making me think about nipples. I'm an old man with a dodgy ticker. ;-)

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07 Jun 2022, 1:53 pm

:lol:

Banned for having obscene thoughts about his nipples!

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DeepHour
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07 Jun 2022, 1:54 pm

Banned for endorsing the modern trend towards legitimizing the idea of thoughtcrime.

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Where_am_I
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07 Jun 2022, 1:56 pm

Banned and banished to Guantanamo for expressing that!

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Radish
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07 Jun 2022, 4:13 pm

Banned for removing the thought reading equipment from your house, phone and microwave. How are the state going to track you now apart from the embedded microchip in your upper left arm... oops shouldn't have mentioned that one.

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Murihiku
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07 Jun 2022, 7:00 pm

Banned for telling. The State will see you soon.

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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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