Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. To bad the technology to reach the planet has not developed yet.

I wish for a wireless router.

Granted but your computer gets hacked and can not be repaired.
I wish I could be a astronaut.

Granted, you have no suit & let's just say you have an explosive personality.

I wish someone invented replicators. (Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. & Raktajino, extra sweet. lol)

Granted. They produce a substance almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

I wish I could climb up smooth surfaces.

Granted, but you can't get down.

I wish I was rich.

Granted but you accidentally check the donate box and everything goes to charity.
I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted. Enjoy our new flavor--chili!

I wish I could stop time at will (and restore it, of course).

Granted but you miss all the good times.
I wish my bf could come to my party.

Granted, but so does the police ... with a search warrant.


I wish not to fail the exams.

Granted but everyone thinks you cheated and takes 50 % off each test which makes you fail.
I wish my bf's snow melts.

Granted, but he melts too. You date a snowman?

I wish it was warmer this evening.

Granted but its so warm you have to bath in ice.
I wish I had some soup.

Granted, you find yourself homeless and a daily visitor to the soup kitchen.

I wish I had some chocolate cake with some cream.

Granted ti is stale and hard.
I wish I had some food.

Granted, here is a turnip.

I wish I had a pizza with all the toppings.

Granted, however those toppings were leftovers thrown in the trash a week ago.

I wish I could be as acrobatic as the Prince of Persia.