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10 Jan 2009, 1:36 pm

Granted, you are now trapped inside a computer game.

I wish I could read people's minds.


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10 Jan 2009, 1:39 pm

Granted, but this power only occurs when you are around inmates of a maximum security prison.

I wish I could fly.



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10 Jan 2009, 1:41 pm

Granted, an evil wizard appears and turns you into a fly.

I also wish I could fly.


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10 Jan 2009, 1:44 pm

Granted, you fly economy class sandwiched between two Sumo wrestlers.

I wish I was a Michelin star chef.



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10 Jan 2009, 1:49 pm

Granted, but due to a slight misunderstanding you become the Michelin man and serve burgers from a van on the highway.


I wish I had a burger right now, lots of onions


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10 Jan 2009, 1:57 pm

Granted you got a Schalk Burger and he isn't too pleased about you wanting onions on him.

I wish I was a professional footballer (soccer player)



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10 Jan 2009, 2:03 pm

Granted, but again due to the magic fairy being a little hard of hearing, you become a plastic figure inside a table football machine. At least you get to play football all the time.

I wish I was in a quiet English pub now with a pint of real ale.


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10 Jan 2009, 2:43 pm

Granted. The Pub is located about 300 miles from everything. Barkeep is out getting supply, and you have to wait.

I wish I had telepad to send me to the world of Pokemon. And back.


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10 Jan 2009, 4:15 pm

Granted, you spend all your money buying a unit that claims to do this instantly. However, it doesn't seem to work so you ask for your money back. However the seller refuses saying the machine works fine - it works so fast you arrive instantly in the world of Pokemon then instantly come back again.

I wish the barman would hurry up with my pint of beer, I'm thirsty.


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10 Jan 2009, 4:38 pm

Granted, but he drops the glass on the way over.



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10 Jan 2009, 8:32 pm

I wish I had a pillow.


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10 Jan 2009, 10:24 pm

Granted, but it is filled with rocks and pokey things :D

I wish I wasn't at work right now :(



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10 Jan 2009, 11:08 pm

Granted, but you get fired.
I wish I will write a satifactory ending to the story I'm writing, and get it published.


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11 Jan 2009, 12:20 pm

Granted, however the publishes amend all the previous chapters without your consent, prior to printing.

I wish I was a billionaire



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11 Jan 2009, 2:50 pm

*hands you 1 billion Zimbabwe Dollars* Here you go, but spend it quickly because the inflation rate is the world's highest! (according to oanda.com 1 US Dollar = 9,309,543 Zimbabwe Dollar)

I wish I was a Euro-billionaire


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11 Jan 2009, 2:59 pm

Granted, but it's counterfeit money and you get caught using it and end up in jail...

I wish I owned my own island