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11 Jan 2009, 3:04 pm

Granted, but Tuvalu attacks and annexes it.

I which that I could sing really good.


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11 Jan 2009, 3:10 pm

Granted, but your normal speech is resticted to singing, and you cannot communicate effectively as others eventually find you annoying...

I wish I could successfully climb Mount Everest, and return safely back...



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11 Jan 2009, 3:18 pm

Granted, but as soon as you return back, the Nepalese police arrests you as illegal immigrant.

I wish I had a banknote from Zimbabwe of the time before they removed the 10 zeros.


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11 Jan 2009, 4:13 pm

Granted, but it's an old banknote which cannot be used.

I wish for all the SpongeBob stuff in the world.


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11 Jan 2009, 4:27 pm

Granted, it drops on you. From 100 meters altitude.


I wish for a saner fiscal policy in Zimbabwe.


BTW: I know that the ZWD banknote is absolutely worthless, it still would be awesome to own one.


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11 Jan 2009, 4:47 pm

Wish granted, but Zimbabwe will be the only country with sane currency.

I wish it would get warm.


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11 Jan 2009, 4:49 pm

Granted, your house catches fire 8O

I wish my chainsaw wasn't broken :cry:


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11 Jan 2009, 4:55 pm

Granted, but it's now been stolen by a shady-looking character who now has a working chainsaw...

I wish I had a book with all the knowledge in the world in it that was nevertheless small enough to carry.


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11 Jan 2009, 5:00 pm

Granted. However the book is outdated and useless
I wish I had a box of tissues when I watched Ladder 49.


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11 Jan 2009, 5:01 pm

Granted, you have a box of used tissues.

I wish I knew what Ladder 49 was.


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11 Jan 2009, 5:24 pm

Granted. But you just get knowledge of the 49th ladder ever made.

I wish I had £1,000,000!


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11 Jan 2009, 5:27 pm

Granted but ti is no longer accepted any where.
I wish I had a rc car.

Ladder 49 is a movie about a firefighter.


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11 Jan 2009, 5:56 pm

Granted. But you just get a toy rc car.

I wish I had Fairy Godparents to grant my every wish.


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11 Jan 2009, 6:22 pm

Granted, but they are more fairy than Godparents.

I wish I was the smartest man in the world.


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11 Jan 2009, 6:26 pm

Granted but you know the stupidest things
I wish my fav therapist was here.


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12 Jan 2009, 10:32 am

Granted, he spends all his time on WP and has no time for you

I wish I had a packet of fish and chips to break my hunger.