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03 Feb 2011, 6:46 am

Seasons all of his food with baking soda so as to react adversely with the acidic blood and body pH levels.



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03 Feb 2011, 7:46 am

Replaces all books with copies of the Twilight series


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03 Feb 2011, 7:52 am

Gives a free trip to Iran so as to let you see for yourself how willing Sunni are to "coexist".



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03 Feb 2011, 10:39 am

Defaces iamnotaparakeet's avatar by drawing on a Freddie Mercury moustache and a netted tank top.



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03 Feb 2011, 3:29 pm

causes rabbitears avatar to be transmogrified on a constant basis



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03 Feb 2011, 4:49 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Defaces iamnotaparakeet's avatar by drawing on a Freddie Mercury moustache and a netted tank top.
:lol:

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03 Feb 2011, 5:52 pm

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She's been standing in a restricted zone too long so I put a wing clamp on her one wing and demand a £100 release fee.


Either one of us is terribly mistaken or your method of annoying me is to refer to me as the opposite gender.

Breaks into TallyMan's house, spills all the milk, and then scratches "nostromo wuz hear" onto a wall. Two birds with one stone!


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03 Feb 2011, 6:16 pm

After days of running amok attached to the lovely SPC-619-J, finally removes the thing and sneaks into One-Winged-Angel's workshop, leaving the SPC-619-J on a shelf, cleverly disguised as a toolbelt. :nerdy:


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03 Feb 2011, 6:30 pm

instantly teleportsRedheadedStep_Child to a land seemingly desolate and cold as the artic.Yes, there is life indeed there but, heed my warning you best not offend such persons for the consequences shall one say is more than could bargain for...



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03 Feb 2011, 6:51 pm

Fires a rubber band at ProfessorX hitting him on the earlobe



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03 Feb 2011, 6:53 pm

Puts ProfessorX's shoes where his jackets are and his jackets where his shoes where.


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03 Feb 2011, 6:55 pm

Walkies, WALKIES! WALKIES!! WAAALLLKIEEESSSS!! !! .... no I'm not taking you walkies....

(but I will thank you for liking my last post)
That was meant for Nostromo, dammit I'm too slow....



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03 Feb 2011, 6:56 pm

Places you atop a television set.



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03 Feb 2011, 7:00 pm

aahh I get it...... so I guess I should take that plug out from the side of your boat.... I wonder what that would do?



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03 Feb 2011, 7:14 pm

Lights a campfire and fills rabbitears burrow with smoke


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03 Feb 2011, 7:21 pm

I order a decades supply of Chocomel to be delivered daily direct from the Netherlands and give Wallourdes bank details for making payment.


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