Corrupt A Wish

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12 Jan 2009, 10:35 am

Granted, but the packet expired in 1996.

I wish I could go fishing.

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12 Jan 2009, 10:39 am

Granted, but you forget to bring your fishing rod and any food, so you have to eat the bait you brought.

I wish to spend a holiday on a luxury criuse ship.

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12 Jan 2009, 12:51 pm

Granted, enjoy your trip on the Titanic.

I wish it was Thursday today.

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12 Jan 2009, 1:15 pm

Granted, but you will be stuck in a 'groundhog day' dimension, where everyday will be Thurday (the same Thursday)

I wish I owned the latest Ferrari

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12 Jan 2009, 1:16 pm

Granted, it's a Thursday in January, 1909 though.

I wish I could go under the sea to meet SpongeBob.

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12 Jan 2009, 1:18 pm

Granted but Spongebob is enjoying his land home and you cant come back up.
I wish I got to talk to my friends sooner.

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12 Jan 2009, 1:18 pm

OK, doubling up here. You own a ferrari that goes underwater so you can meet Spongebob.

However, a giant shark swallows Spongebob and the engine of the car rusts.

I wish for World Peace - OK a bit lame but what the heck.

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12 Jan 2009, 4:25 pm

Granted, I won't corrupt that one, except it's your job to find all weapons on earth and dispose of them.

I wish I had my own palace.

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12 Jan 2009, 4:28 pm

Granted its old and dirty.
I wish my friend was on.

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12 Jan 2009, 4:35 pm

Granted, the switch on your friend has been placed on the 'on' position

I wish I had pet dog.

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12 Jan 2009, 4:42 pm

Granted, but he likes to roll in disgusting things and remember to feed him worm tablets often and spray him for all those ticks and fleas.

I sometimes wish I didn't have a pet dog.

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12 Jan 2009, 7:37 pm

Granted enjoy this snake.
I wish my friend was online to role play.

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12 Jan 2009, 11:50 pm

Granted. (S)he is now on a washing line, pretending to be a seagull.

I wish that wishes sometimes came true. (Have fun with this one!)

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13 Jan 2009, 3:27 pm

Granted, but as the Chinese saying goes... be careful what you wish for because it may just come true!! !

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping tomorrow due a rather embarrassing incident in a store last week.

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13 Jan 2009, 3:47 pm

Granted. But your food supply runs out very quickly.
I wish I was the most famous member on this forum.

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13 Jan 2009, 3:49 pm

Granted, but you're even more infamous than you are famous, and everybody despises you as a troll.

I wish I my download was completed.

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