Corrupt A Wish

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RockDrummer616
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13 Jan 2009, 4:53 pm

Granted. Your virus is now finished downloading.

I wish I had Super Bowl tickets.

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13 Jan 2009, 4:54 pm

granted but your seats are in the bathroom!! !! :lmao:

I wish i had a better computer...

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13 Jan 2009, 5:01 pm

Granted, but the software on it is horrible.

I wish I had a wish that didn't suck.

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13 Jan 2009, 5:04 pm

Granted, you have won a broken vacuum cleaner - it doesn't suck.

I wish to sleep well tonight.

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13 Jan 2009, 5:10 pm

Granted but you never wake up...

(wait that dosent sound so bad... )

I wish i had somone on wp that was my friend...

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13 Jan 2009, 5:49 pm

Granted. But now you have so many friends you don't have time for yourself.

I wish I had my own country.

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13 Jan 2009, 6:27 pm

Granted. It's full of poisonous spiders, diseased mosquitos, mud, rain and door-to-door salesmen.

I wish I could jump fifty metres into the air.

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13 Jan 2009, 10:08 pm

Granted, you have rockets strapped on your legs. They only last once and it costs 50,000 dollars for a pair.

I wish more people knew about the game Mafia.

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14 Jan 2009, 7:17 am

Wish granted, but it becomes popular among nOObs and that annoys the hell out of you.

I wish I had a legion of zombies under my command.

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14 Jan 2009, 7:57 am

Granted but very soon they come to conclusion that their Master’s brain is the most delicious thing in the world and… I don’t think I must say what happens next to you. :twisted:

I wish I was surrounded only by smart people in real life.

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14 Jan 2009, 8:18 am

Granted, a bunch of smart scientists surround you and take you away to be experimented on.

I wish I could have a fresh baguette everyday without putting on any weight.

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14 Jan 2009, 11:51 am

Granted, but the baguette is too big for you to eat.

I wish I had superpowers, like flying.

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14 Jan 2009, 6:15 pm

Granted, you fly - just through the -closed- window.

I wish I wasn't tired like this....

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14 Jan 2009, 10:34 pm

Granted. You fall asleep right now. And then continue to sleep untill twenty minutes before an important project which you have yet to complete reaches its deadline.

I wish I was perfect.

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15 Jan 2009, 12:00 am

Granted. By definition, you don't exist anymore.

I wish I could finish writing my novel soon.

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15 Jan 2009, 12:27 am

Granted. And it looks like it went perfectly... then they make an awful movie of your novel which completely fails to capture the plot, the subtleties of the characters, or the theme.

I wish for a completely accurate diagram of a working time machine, with labelled and numbered parts.

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