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09 Jan 2008, 1:58 am

makes large, noisy meringues out of folded cardboard.


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09 Jan 2008, 2:50 am

will give a speech to the squirrels before noon



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09 Jan 2008, 3:34 am

has just been confirmed as the third person to be attacked by killer tomatoes.


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09 Jan 2008, 7:09 am

Will become ruler of Neptune any minute now.


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09 Jan 2008, 10:42 pm

Was excommunicated by the Poebus Cartel for serving silicone pudding to arachnids....


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09 Jan 2008, 11:16 pm

lost a single trouser while playing stud poker against himself.


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10 Jan 2008, 1:21 am

Stole his identity from a can of hot chocolate.


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10 Jan 2008, 8:41 am

Shot his own horse so he could take up animal study.


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10 Jan 2008, 4:19 pm

Actually flunked his first pilot's exam for the flying circus.


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10 Jan 2008, 4:29 pm

Is actually a ClassicalCowboy because he was observed to have wavelike behavior...


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10 Jan 2008, 4:32 pm

Got run over by a parked car



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10 Jan 2008, 4:33 pm

richie wrote:
Is actually a ClassicalCowboy because he was observed to have wavelike behavior...


Realizes that I am actually a quantum cowboy because the next time I am observed, I exhibited particle-like behaviour.


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10 Jan 2008, 5:00 pm

Is a superintelligent hamster who only pretends on this forum that he's human :D



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10 Jan 2008, 5:06 pm

Eats pickled herrings with a runcible spoon held in left hand on alternate Thursdays.


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10 Jan 2008, 5:14 pm

Is retracing the epic voyage of Divine Right's Trip....


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10 Jan 2008, 5:20 pm

Is retracing The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Good luck with that. :wink:


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