Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, all religion stops and the earth is destroyed.

I wish I could make model rockets.

Granted but then they break.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, you come in hot in all your landings and break every single bone and tendon in your body.

I wish my model rockets were more durable.

granted, but it weighs two mega tones now...

I wish that I was ruler or the world,

Granted you know rule your own world.
I wish I didn't have therapy tomorrow.

Granted, you cut your wrist with a carrot instead tomorrow.

I wish I was in a relationship with a foreigner.

Granted, George Bush has his eye on you

I wish for a cup of fresh ground coffee.

Granted. You receive a lovely mug entirely filled with ground up coffee beans.

I wish the sky would turn green.

Granted, however it would mean the releasing of fine particles into the atmosphere via an epic eruption of all the worlds volcanos.

I wish Ana Ivanovic was my mixed doubles tennis partner.

Granted,

However, you failed to specify which person by the name of Ana Ivanovic you wished to have as a mixed doubles tennis partner. The Ana Ivanovic you end up with is fat, ugly, incapable of playing tennis, and as you later find out, also a serial killer.

I wish for George W Bush to actually manage to say something sensible.

Granted, but its an empty wish as not even magic can make that wish come true.

I wish I could visit Spain this July.

Granted, but then you can't return home until 15 years later.

*No wish to grant*

I wish I had more friends

Granted, but good luck finding a house.

I wish I was in the future.

granted. Wait a second...... So how do you like it?

I wish I could breathe underwater.