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DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 86,477Location: United Kingdom
Banned for activating my laptop webcam by remote control.
TwilightPrincess Veteran
Joined: 28 Sep 2016Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 31,178Location: Hell
Banned for passing the blame to someone else
Banned because somebody has to carry the can, even if it's just a watering can.
Banned for insisting that other people water his garden
Banned because gardening is the last refuge of the gardener.
Banned for gardening while wearing no pants
Banned for being obsessed with certain aspects of my clothing, or absence thereof.
Banned for being defensive about his nudist lifestyle
Banned because I don't have a lifestyle, and because it's my bedtime - Goodnight!
delvian Veteran
Joined: 16 Aug 2022Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 646Location: Scotland
Banned for sleeping.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Banned for watching them sleep via the secret webcam you installed in their bedrooms the other night.Why didn't you invite the rest of us over for movie night?
Banned for projecting your sick fantasies onto me!
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Banned for being sick while watching Where_am_I's home movies.
Banned for making Delvian sick after he watched the home movies you made for me.
Banned for passing the sick bag around.