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TwilightPrincess
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26 Aug 2022, 7:02 pm

Banned for starting a conspiracy theory about breakfast cereal



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27 Aug 2022, 3:44 am

Banned for being a cereal killer.


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27 Aug 2022, 5:22 am

Banned because I can't eat cereal in moderation and so don't buy it but now I'm craving it even though I don't have any in the house and I'm not going to go out to get some, all of which is YOUR FAULT



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27 Aug 2022, 5:34 am

Banned for guilting Radish into sending you Cornflake for breakfast! How's that for moderation? :P


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27 Aug 2022, 6:46 am

Banned for seeing right through my manipulative plot! :P



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27 Aug 2022, 6:55 am

Banned for secretly having a shredded wheat fetish.


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27 Aug 2022, 7:00 am

Banned for being an undercover Shreddies agent who assassinates Shredded Wheat operatives.


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27 Aug 2022, 7:05 am

Banned for hiding his involvement by shredding the proof.


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28 Aug 2022, 12:19 am

Banned for hiding the shredded proof in Weetbix biscuits.


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28 Aug 2022, 3:33 am

Banned for eating a whole box full of weetabix for breakfast!


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29 Aug 2022, 5:08 am

Banned for punishing him with a years supply of Cornflake.


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29 Aug 2022, 5:15 am

Banned for thinking that's a punishment - cornflakes are delicious!



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29 Aug 2022, 5:42 am

Banned for not realising she meant cornflakes soaked in petrol, not milk.


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29 Aug 2022, 6:33 am

Banned because you sound like someone from The Anarchist's Cookbook!


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29 Aug 2022, 8:49 am

Banned for being a member of the front for the liberation of herrings.


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29 Aug 2022, 12:51 pm

Banned for sticking pins in yourself to get at me. 8O


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