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IsabellaLinton
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01 Sep 2022, 1:59 am

Banned because I just took antipsychotics so I can sleep.

(Meaning: it's your fault my normal sedatives are all gone and I had no choice.)


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01 Sep 2022, 2:34 am

Banned for pouring gasoline over DeepHour then going to bed. You should've finished the job, or throw me a match at least!


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01 Sep 2022, 3:00 am

Banned for continuing to investigate methods of assassinating me.


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01 Sep 2022, 3:36 am

Banned for running away from me! I don't understand.....why won't you just stay put and let me help you. :cry: :twisted:


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01 Sep 2022, 4:07 am

Banned for wearing a neon orange jump suit in the forum. Erm... why does it say "Penitentiary" on the back?


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01 Sep 2022, 7:07 am

Banned for releasing Where_am_I from the penitentiary.



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02 Sep 2022, 4:23 am

Banned for being the lawyer who appealed her imprisonment.


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02 Sep 2022, 5:14 am

Banned for bribing the judge to release her.


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02 Sep 2022, 6:18 am

Banned for suggesting that there are venal elements in the British justice system.


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02 Sep 2022, 7:40 am

Banned for encouraging your barrister to go on strike just when he's about to defend you in court.


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02 Sep 2022, 7:54 am

Banned for accusing me of being a lawyer.



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02 Sep 2022, 8:15 am

Banned for not understanding the purpose of your barrister and telling him to go and make you a latte with chocolate sprinkles.


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02 Sep 2022, 1:03 pm

Banned for not understanding your purpose and jumping out of my boiling pot everytime I chuck you in there.


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02 Sep 2022, 1:17 pm

Banned for being a chuckster.


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02 Sep 2022, 2:35 pm

Banned because I'm in a banning mood :twisted:



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02 Sep 2022, 3:15 pm

Banned for having moods. Moods are for love sick cattle... or something like that. Can't remember the quote.


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