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Radish
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06 Sep 2022, 3:58 pm

Banned for wasting time posting on here.


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06 Sep 2022, 4:53 pm

Banned because it's not wasting time if it entertains the rest of us. :P


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07 Sep 2022, 8:00 am

Banned because there's no "rest of us" if you keep killing us. :skull:


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07 Sep 2022, 9:34 am

Can you imagine how scary it would be if I started preserving your lives?!

Banned for that frightening thought!


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07 Sep 2022, 1:48 pm

Banned for trying to preserve fellow WP members in a large vat of pickling vinegar!


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07 Sep 2022, 5:49 pm

Banned for not paying VAT on your vinegar.


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07 Sep 2022, 8:14 pm

DeepHour wrote:
Banned for not paying VAT on your vinegar.

Banned for not wearing a hat made of vinegar.



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07 Sep 2022, 8:17 pm

Banned because vinegar is the new Chateauneuf-du-Pape.


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07 Sep 2022, 8:27 pm

Banned for pairing Chateauneuf-du-Pape with your fish and chips.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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07 Sep 2022, 8:43 pm

Banned because your feather made me sneeze



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07 Sep 2022, 8:55 pm

Banned because I'm about to go to bed, and sneezing is the new snoozing.


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08 Sep 2022, 4:57 am

Banned for keeping your entire town awake with your snoring.


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08 Sep 2022, 6:05 am

Banned because the residents of my town seem to be in a permanent coma.


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08 Sep 2022, 6:45 am

Banned for gassing your town after eating all those baked beans.


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08 Sep 2022, 8:07 am

Banned for gassing WP to get the party started.


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08 Sep 2022, 8:17 am

Banned because by all logical criteria you are almost certainly a party pooper.


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