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Granted, every virus on the internet has instantaneously downloaded to your computer.

I wish my spectacles didn't need cleaning.

Granted. They're so dirty they're uncleanable.

I wish I had loads of chocolate.

Granted, a chocolate maker has just dumped twenty tons of out of date mouldy chocolate in your bedroom.

I wish I could wear contact lenses.

Granted, but you can only wear the wrong kind, making your vision seem worse.

I wish that I had a library of everything I was interested in.

Granted, but these ones don't make your vision better, they make it worse.

I wish I could socialise.

Granted to both wishes: But SponegeBobRocksMao gets a library and Gewittedrache learns to be sociable

Granted! your wish for nothingness turns the world into a giant ball of.... just that... nothingness

I wish for a strapple thats so huge it covers me everywhere except my head. and is nice tight warm neoprene.

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Granted, you get your head stuck in a neoprene trampoline with only your head above. Kids have a great time jumping up and down and bouncing off your head.

I wish I didn't have a cold

Granted but you catch a different sort of flu....... bird flu.

I wish I owned an expensive Swiss watch (not a fake)

Granted, you have a custom make cuckoo clock on your wrist, just take where you point your hand on the hour of you'll have somebody's eye out.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much this evening.

Granted, but you haven't eaten anything at all and are very hungry. You will soon go overeat again and end up in the same situation.

I wish I were 10 feet tall.

Granted, but have fun getting yourself into that car without taking the roof off first!

I wish I could go to New York City, and climb up the Statue of Liberty and sit on her shoulder and lean on her neck, and find out what its like to be her!

No wish outstanding So I give a mischievous wish and the previous poster wakes up without his beard and his hair trimmed into a mohecan cut and died bright pink

I wish I had more hair.

Granted. But you are now the wolfman, so it's only during the full moon.

I wish my kids were more well behaved.

Granted, you move to a little town called Stepford and soon after you find your kids behaviour is much improved.

I wish I had lots of money.