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Granted, you can choose between Monopoly money or Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish tennis star Ana Ivanovic was my next door neighbour.

Granted, but she makes a racket all the time and keeps you awake.

I wish I had a good DVD movie to watch, one I haven't seen before.

Granted you get to watch the latest movie thats out only in cinemas. But because you got it on DVD (pirated) you spend a lenghty time in jail.

I wish the weekend would arrive.

Granted, but you miss the biggest day of your life. Friday you were destined to meet Ana Ivanovic and she would fall madly in love with you. You were also destined to win a lot of money tomorrow too. Too bad. This day is now skipped and you are at Saturday.

I wish I could see the future.

Granted you see yourself at 200 years old. You get a fright and pass out until you reach the age of 200.

I wish the Prince of Persia game will be released soon in my country.

Granted! But then its censored and everyone who owns it is jailed for a year

I wish Macs could run all windows apps too!

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Granted, all Macs now run all the Windows viruses... and very little else.

I wish the storm dies down before it blows my house away.

Granted, But it alters the future in the fact that someone who read it should have killed a mosquitoe, that in the future gave birth to thousands of new mosquitoes and one of them got into a nuclear waste tin, then It mutated into a massive crab-like monster. because of its size the military wasted millions and millions of bullets, weapons on it. thus when we got invaded by a thousands of aliens we didn't have the fire power to fend them off, so we are now slaves to a race of argonians.

I wish I had more money,

Granted. You receive 5 cents in the mail.

I wish it was 20 degrees cooler in Adelaide.

Granted, but the sudden temperature drop causes high velocity winds to sweep across adelaide causing destruction to it.

I wish I could watch enjoy an ice cream sundae.

Granted, you are allowed to watch an ice cream on a Sunday.

I wish there was some chocolate ice cream in the freezer.

Granted. Unfortunately you didn't specify which freezer, so it materialises in the freezer of some total stranger on the other side of the world.

I wish chloroform didn't cause liver cancer.

Granted, now it is immediately lethal.


I wish that not Obama but Mugabe became president of the USA.

Granted No further corruption necessary.

I wish for a good nights sleep tonight.

(yay! America gets an economic miracle! :p)

Granted, but you wake up in Kazakhstan, naked, penniless but well rested.