Page 329 of 1189 [ 19015 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 326, 327, 328, 329, 330, 331, 332 ... 1189  Next

CelticGoddess
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2006
Age: 49
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,968

27 Jan 2009, 8:04 pm

Granted, but when you get the last bite in your bowl you notice larvae. *shudder*

I wish I could snap my fingers and my house could clean itself.



RandomKid
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,648

27 Jan 2009, 8:08 pm

Granted however everythign is in the wrogn place.
I wish I wasnt bored.


_________________
Lyssa
15
DXed with PDD/AS,ADD,OCD, and more


TheUnnamedOne
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 26 Jan 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 150
Location: Nowhere

27 Jan 2009, 9:26 pm

Granted - you now must escape a terrorist who are torturing your loved ones, who u must save also.

I wish tomorrow's a snow day :)


_________________
I don't see the glass as being either half full or half empty. What I see is a glass that is twice as large as it needs to be.


CelticGoddess
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2006
Age: 49
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,968

27 Jan 2009, 9:32 pm

Granted - Now you have to spend the day stuck inside an igloo.

I wish I could go away for a weekend by myself.



TheUnnamedOne
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 26 Jan 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 150
Location: Nowhere

27 Jan 2009, 9:33 pm

Granted - you go to Pluto, which has no oxygen.

I wish I could make a wish that wouldnt get corrupted


_________________
I don't see the glass as being either half full or half empty. What I see is a glass that is twice as large as it needs to be.


CelticGoddess
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2006
Age: 49
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,968

27 Jan 2009, 9:37 pm

Granted, but then the game would end and that wouldn't be any fun. Oh, and you're also fired as my travel agent. :wink:

Now we'll pretend you didn't end the game and I'm going to make a wish. :tongue:

I wish I could spend tomorrow in bed reading a good book.



TheUnnamedOne
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 26 Jan 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 150
Location: Nowhere

27 Jan 2009, 9:44 pm

Granted, but the books in Chinese

I wish I could find a job, as I was just fired as a travel agent... :(


_________________
I don't see the glass as being either half full or half empty. What I see is a glass that is twice as large as it needs to be.


CelticGoddess
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2006
Age: 49
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,968

27 Jan 2009, 9:52 pm

:lol:



TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

28 Jan 2009, 5:31 am

Granted, you get a job at the local zoo walking the alligators. You replace the previous person who had the job who mysteriously disappeared one day. Only his boots were ever found.

I wish the garden would dry up enough for me to plant my onion sets.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


LostInEmulation
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 Feb 2008
Age: 42
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,047
Location: Ireland, dreaming of Germany

28 Jan 2009, 5:51 am

Granted, however the onions are not normal onions but bizarre alien lifeforms which spread madly and will eventually change the athmosphere to be unbreathable for humans. They would have deteriorated if you gave them a few more days until you planted them. That way, humanity might have had a few years more.

I wish that I no longer needed to sleep without bad effects on my health or sanity.


_________________
I am not a native speaker. Please contact me if I made grammatical mistakes in the posting above.

Penguins cannot fly because what cannot fly cannot crash!


RandomKid
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,648

28 Jan 2009, 9:57 am

Granted. you turn into a monster.
I wish I could play in the snow.


_________________
Lyssa
15
DXed with PDD/AS,ADD,OCD, and more


gina-ghettoprincess
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 8 Nov 2008
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,669
Location: The Town That Time Forgot (UK)

28 Jan 2009, 10:01 am

Granted - AVALANCHE!! !! !

I wish I were a supermodel.


_________________
'El reloj, no avanza
y yo quiero ir a verte,
La clase, no acaba
y es como un semestre"


RandomKid
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,648

28 Jan 2009, 10:51 am

Granted enjoy you job modeling chicken suits. :P
I wish I had soem hot chocolate.


_________________
Lyssa
15
DXed with PDD/AS,ADD,OCD, and more


Arcanyn
Toucan
Toucan

User avatar

Joined: 15 Jan 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 250
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

28 Jan 2009, 11:06 am

Granted. Your chocolate is 10,000 degrees C.

I wish it was possible to go into the city without running into so many smokers.



RandomKid
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,648

28 Jan 2009, 11:08 am

Granted you get stuck in your house and can never get out.
I wish I had soem marshmallows.


_________________
Lyssa
15
DXed with PDD/AS,ADD,OCD, and more


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

28 Jan 2009, 11:21 am

Granted, you get locked into a warehouse that is full of marshmallows and nothing else. Nobody finds you for ten years.

I wish the rain would stop


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.