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Granted enojy the sleet.
I wish the snow melted.

Granted, enjoy the flood.

I wish for a sunny day tomorrow.

Granted, epic flood due to ice-caps melting!! !

I wish I were in Tenerife.

Granted, but it melts because of heavy rain which forces you to stay inside and floods your cellar (if existing) or leaks through your roof (otherwise)


I wish that I had better teachers in my computer science related subjects.

Granted, but the pound collapses against the euro and you have to sell everything to afford a week in Tenerife.

I wish my dinner was ready.

Granted, you ARE the dinner.

Granted, it's not only ready but overcooked and oversalted.

I wish for better teachers in my computer science related subjects.

Granted, Bill Gates becomes your computer science teacher, but his knowledge of computers ended with DOS and Windows 3.1

I wish I had a zillion pound note in my wallet.

Granted, your zillion pound note is ON FIRE!!

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, a giant asteroid hits Yorkshire. A direct hit on your school. It also destroys all Yorkshire and everyone living there.

I wish for more onions on my dinner.

Granted, onion breath!

I wish the oceans were made of champagne and the rivers were Bailey's.

Granted, can you imagine how bad the problem of drnuk driving is now?


I wish that Zimbabwe manages to end its hyperinflation.

Granted - now it has nothing to hyperinflate (if thts a word )

I wish my fridge wasnt so empty.

Granted, because I am in a silly mood, I teleport Cthulu into it. Have fun with an evil monster in your fridge.


I wish that I was creative enough to finish the story, I write.

Granted, but you lose the story and get amnesia immediately after.

I wish i could find somewhere to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force on the internet.

Granted, there is a place, in a building wired with explosives, you must enter the room when all power has been disabled to the building.

I wish it was yesterday today.